Time to bunker down and study. No more distractions. If your name is not study or homework, I wont do you.

Reminiscing on the times we never spent together
Holding hands in the cold weather
Watching our favorite movies
Hanging out with the homies
How am I supposed to forget
When we never even met

Lost

I don't know where I'm going,
Or what I'm supposed to be doing
Maybe I should take some Claritin so I can see
Where I'm suppose to be
Actually I would rather take some Vicodin
So the pain would just numb away
I think I'm just lost on my journey
Getting sidetracked by all the commotions and distractions
When I should be focusing on the main point and goal
But instead I've fallen deep into this hole
Is it the presence of all the weed and alcohol
Is this the root of my fall?
Na, it's probably something deeper
I mean, this all can't possibly relate to her
When in parallel everyone is doing the same
What the hell am I talking about
I think I'm just lost and confused.

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Mosqutios

So I have been numerous encounters with mosquitoes in the past few days so I have decided to make a nice blog on my insights about them. A few days ago, I was being attacked by a mosquito, so I decided to wake up from my sleep and leave the lights on. Sure enough I see the mosquito flying around, and I kill it with just my bare hands. I know Andrew, you are so brave and dangerous. So anyways feeling good that I just won the battle I went back to sleep. Little do I know that he brought his fellow comrades because in the morning I had at least 7 wounds all around my body...

I won the battle, but the war just started.

The next night after that I was again attacked by more mosquitoes (or possibly one blood thirsty one) so I decided to put in some action. I duck taped all the holes in the screens around the house, and I don't open my window any more. The sacrifices I take to defend my body...

Anyways, these American mosquitoes are far less intelligent than the ones in China. Why do you say that Andrew? Well reader, so far the ones that have been in my room (in America) have been dumb enough to fly by my ear or right in front of me. Not only did they lose the element of surprise, they continue to fly around very low in the room, very easily for my clap attack to kill them. The ones in Asia are much smarter, they fly up near the ceiling making my clap attack as useless as Magikarp's splash attack. Ok, enough with the Pokemon references, to summarize, these over privileged American mosquitoes need to step up their game, or else there not gonna get any more of my blood.

Baseball Ranting

So the thing I will be ranting about today is baseball, specifically the pitching. The thing I don't like about modern baseball is that skippers like to keep their starting pitcher in as long as possible even when they are fucking up badly. (I would know my fantasy baseball team has been killed this week and last week) Let's give a recent example. Today Matt Cain was pitching into the 5th inning, and he was at a 100 pitch count already. On top of that, all of his fastball's were consistently high in the 5th and out of the strike zone. He had two outs already with 2 on base. I know Bochy does not want to dig deep into his crappy bull pen, but come on look at all the signs. And sure enough Matt Cain gives up 3 runs before getting the last out. Now let's not go into last week with Tommy Hanson, he just blew two games, so lets just have him slide as off weeks. But lets touch a little bit on Strasburg. On June 28th Strasburg was pitching fantastically until he reached the 7th inning. Now I may not be well informed, but I sure to hell know that the only reason he stayed in the minors for as long as he did was to extend his pitching outings. Hell he blew away all the batters he faced, that was never the problem. So why are we keeping Strasburg in all the way into the 7th inning, when he was already showing signs of fatigue in the 6th inning. At least Washington was smart enough to take him out unlike Cain. But that really didn't help because the Nationals bullpen fucked up. So why are we keeping in our Starting Pitchers until they are fucking up? Don't give them the benefit of the doubt. MLB is supposed to be the best baseball in the world. Why are we putting clauses in relief pitcher's contracts to stop them from over pitching? (thanks Brian) Why are we limiting all of this great potential? Let there be room for more relief pitchers in every team, so that the fans don't have to watch Tommy Hanson give up 15 earned runs in a week. (HE ONLY LASTED 7.1 innings in 2 Starts...) But who is gonna listen to me? In fact, I think all my readers are girls.

I can't tell you how to live your life

so tell me
what's it gonna be
do i just sit here and wait
or is it not written in fate
for us to be
because right now it's only make believe.