Sunday, March 15, 2009

CS till death


No not Counter-Strike, stupid Computer Science project is annoying as hell. I made zero progress in like four hours in the science library. Gotta do so weird stuff with hash codes or hash browns. I don't even know...

And on the brighter side, I still to finish up this project on Sunday, and possibly Monday if I slack off. Talking about Mondays, WHY DO I HAVE CLASS MONDAY?
and WHY DO I HAVE A FINAL ON FRIDAY?!

Friday's are supposed to be Fiesta Friday's or like Fun Friday's, but never Final's Friday. That's all bad. I'm gonna go to sleep, someone wake me up tomorrow.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Day 2, it only gets harder

haha thats what she said.

Okay but to get things started get 30% off any GAP, Banana Republic and Old Navy purchase. On top of the 30%, 5% of your purchase goes to the Global Fund to eliminate aids. This coupon expires on March 15th, so go stimulate the economy AND stop AIDS in Africa and buy something. Here is the link:

http://www.gapgiveandget.com/np/gf.html

Share this with friends, as you can use the coupon multiple times! Cheers

OK, getting back to business, those stupid editors at Urban Dictionary declined my definition of Cheatx... what bs.

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

Lets make a goal to meet this girl.

Love vs Money by The Dream made it's debut two days ago. Go ahead and listen to this song by him: Walkin' On the Moon.mp3


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The beginning of the end

What a cliche title, but to start things off, welcome to my blog. My name is Andrew Chen or you can call me Cheat.

Today I tried to submit a Cheatx definition on UrbanDictionary. They are currently reviewing it, hopefully they like it. Heres a sample of it:

Definition:
Cheatx is a world-wide used nickname for Mr. Andrew Chen.

Early History:
At a young age, Andrew would use Cheatx as a screename on emails, instant-messangers, and in video games. As more and more people saw usage online, it was only a matter of time before usage spread IRL (In Real Life). Soon many people started relating Cheatx to Cheat due to the many hardships and experiences Andrew had to go through.

Conception:
School. Especially in high-school would be a main contributor of the use of Cheatx. Exam after exam, test after test, cheatx would be playing World of Warcraft or Counter-Strike instead of studying, and still manage to receive better grades then his fellow friends, hence bringing up the nickname Cheat. (Maybe his friends were playing those games too! We will never know the truth)

Alcohol.
Girl: 'Whats your limit?'
Cheatx: 'I don't know, I've never reached it, maybe its unlimited?'
Girl: 'Aren't you an alcoholic...'
Many believe it to be god's work, but recent scientific evidence have proven otherwise. Despite of being Asian, and a small build, Cheatx can still consume and hold his alcohol on all occasions.

According to Alcohol Education 'We need to know that the body is quite efficient when it comes to dealing with alcohol. The liver is designed to metabolize the alcohol as we drink it. Enzymes break down the alcohol into harmless products and then it is excreted. However, the liver can only handle so much alcohol at a time. For a person of average weight and body type, the liver and small intestine can handle alcohol at a rate of about one drink per hour.'

Did it say average weight? for only one drink per hour? Cheatx finds that hilarious.

Women:
Despite the lack of quality women in Cheatx's life, many consider him to be a player.
Andrew Chen talking on women - 'I really don't know why people think this way about me'

Video games:
'Your hacking' or 'Stop cheating' are all common phrases heard by Andrew while playing video games, mainly directed to him. With quick reactions and unnamed skills, many are quick to accuse Cheatx of cheating. Such games include Counter-Strike, Diablo, Starcraft, Warcraft, ect...

Competition:
None