Mosqutios

So I have been numerous encounters with mosquitoes in the past few days so I have decided to make a nice blog on my insights about them. A few days ago, I was being attacked by a mosquito, so I decided to wake up from my sleep and leave the lights on. Sure enough I see the mosquito flying around, and I kill it with just my bare hands. I know Andrew, you are so brave and dangerous. So anyways feeling good that I just won the battle I went back to sleep. Little do I know that he brought his fellow comrades because in the morning I had at least 7 wounds all around my body...

I won the battle, but the war just started.

The next night after that I was again attacked by more mosquitoes (or possibly one blood thirsty one) so I decided to put in some action. I duck taped all the holes in the screens around the house, and I don't open my window any more. The sacrifices I take to defend my body...

Anyways, these American mosquitoes are far less intelligent than the ones in China. Why do you say that Andrew? Well reader, so far the ones that have been in my room (in America) have been dumb enough to fly by my ear or right in front of me. Not only did they lose the element of surprise, they continue to fly around very low in the room, very easily for my clap attack to kill them. The ones in Asia are much smarter, they fly up near the ceiling making my clap attack as useless as Magikarp's splash attack. Ok, enough with the Pokemon references, to summarize, these over privileged American mosquitoes need to step up their game, or else there not gonna get any more of my blood.